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99 trucs pour mieux vivre
Posté par matizha le Mar, 2005-10-25 18:39.
Manhattan Transfer est de retour avec un de ses fameux guides. Il s'agit des 99 trucs pour vivre. Encore une fois, plusieurs petites règles fort sympathiques nous sont offertes.
Ci-dessous, mes préférées.
.:: Sunglasses may only be worn indoors after 1 a.m.
.:: Do not buy the product insurance.
.:: Carry a pocket knife.
.:: One girlfriend is probably enough.
.:: Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
.:: Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
.:: When a friend calls after a drunken night, never say, “You were so funny.”
.:: Avoid staying out past midnight three nights in a row.
.:: You can ignore the three-night rule if something really good comes up on the third night
.:: When the bartender asks, you should already know what you are ordering.
.:: Drink plenty of coffee.
.:: When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
.:: You will regret your tattoos.
.:: Time is too short to do your own laundry.
.:: Do thirty-push ups before you shower each morning.
.:: Be a regular at a bar.
.:: Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them. Ask someone for an introduction.
.:: The first round of drinks is on you.
.:: You’ll regret much more the things you didn’t do than the things you did.
.:: Avoid the “last” glass of whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
.:: You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
.:: If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
.:: Never date an ex of your friend.
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